Rodney is in the office
The Waiting Room

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Fill out ya chart. Rodney will see you now. He went to school for this — I SWEAH FO' GAWD — so whatever's wrong with you, he'll figure it out (incorrectly).

*Not real medical advice. Not even close. Consult an actual doctor. Rodney consults the flyers in the waiting room.

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Dr. Rodney, MD*  ·  Comedic Cody Memorial

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Consultin' the flyers in the waitin' room

— Official Diagnosis —

Dr. Rodney has spoken.

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